premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009

Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Premeditated Wanking 

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

Premeditated Wanking by nubcake October 16, 2006

Premeditated Cheating 

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

Premeditated Cheating by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

Premeditated oral sex by d00d. October 11, 2009

Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009