prematated 

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.

"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."

prematated by clevtrou July 2, 2009

premejac 

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

premejac by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

Primajaculadonna 

Someone who prematurely ejaculates and overcompensates for embarrassment by incessantly talking about it.

Yeah dude... we know. You came way too fast inside that slag - now quit being a primajaculadonna and shut the fuck up about it.

Primajaculadonna by Miskr3ant April 15, 2014

premajax 

Verb. To prematurely ejaculate;
the act of prematurely ejaculating.

Noun. Semen, when premature ejaculation has occurred.

See: premature ejaculation; two pump jump; minute man.

Verb - The scene when he cries after he premajax is funny!

Noun - Wipe your premajax off me.

premajax by Jason Sander January 26, 2009

Premejacker

Short for premature ejaculator.

Kate: He was... a premejacker.
Stef: And you stayed with him for 10 months???
Kate: I'm honestly not sure how I endured it. Never again...

Premejacker by OmniFox13 August 11, 2014

Precaljaculate

Process & act of calculating just how much one will cum during sexual intercores.

the concept is simple

time since last orgasm + penis length during erection + Fuck speed...

ever pornstar knows how to Precaljaculate... It's common math

Precaljaculate by NaughtyD0G! September 3, 2016

Permatwacked 

Permanently twacked out; the point of no return in twack land.

Dude, he's done so much dope he's permatwacked!

Permatwacked by Love, lm January 13, 2021