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A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.
I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.
"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"
by SirBlondie December 8, 2008
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Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.
by SirBlondie December 14, 2008
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Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.
Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...
by SirBlondie December 21, 2008
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A female who's so clutch she'd totally be a fellow if it weren't for the whole boobs and vagina thing going on.
Dude, Sarah's the chillest ladyfellow ever. We were totally playing xbox last night, and I almost forgot she wasn't a bro.
by SirBlondie December 21, 2008
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Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
by SirBlondie June 16, 2009
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Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.
by SirBlondie December 16, 2008
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