pregmental 

crazy, angry, grumpy pregnant lady

-did you hear that teacher is pregnant?
-OMG that explains why she's been so pregmental

pregmental by bootysmacka December 12, 2013

pregmentia

The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.

Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!

Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.

pregmentia by magickat13 April 21, 2009

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter

Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.

Pigmentally challenged by BrookeNM July 13, 2011

pigmentally challenged 

A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.

Non-White: You are pigmentally challenged
White: huh?
Non-White: Exactly
White: Grrr!!

pigmentally challenged by Erik Urdiales February 28, 2007

pigmentally confused 

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

pigmentally confused by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

pigmental 

1. a fat and/or obese woman with delusions of being sexy
2. any fat person scantily clad in public

"I can't believe that pigmental ho wore that miniskirt!"

pigmental by shandy martin October 18, 2007

Presentalgia 

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

Presentalgia by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017