If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"
Father Dean Schultz: Father Dean Schultz
Ali G: Yo, respek. Safe. Is you very anti-abortions 'cos you yourself was aborted
Father Dean Schultz: No, er, I wasn't aborted.
Ali G: So you ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ?
Ali G: You ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ... no
Ali G: So is that because you use connies, or does you fire blanks?
Father Dean Schultz: ...
... this interview is over.