A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
by ann13 June 1, 2006
Get the precuntmug. The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
by BiggerD December 9, 2009
Get the precuntal vortexmug. Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
by MacGillicutty MacTavish January 15, 2021
Get the precuntal whoretexmug. The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.
by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020
Get the precuntal fortexmug.