precunt
A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
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precuntal vortex
The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009
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Precutefulous
A person you can't describe with the words pretty,cute,beautiful, or gorgeous cause of how amazing they are.
Precutefulous by Lemon pieces December 31, 2013
precutter
A person who cuts their food (such as pancakes or steak) before they start to eat it. Precutters are often scared of commitment.
Jessica is such a precutter; she just cut up all her pancakes before eating anything. What a loser, we are never inviting her to IHOP again!
precutter by ilikebeards January 2, 2010
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precuntal whoretex
Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
precuntal whoretex by MacGillicutty MacTavish January 15, 2021
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