pregame brain is oral sex a guy recieves from a slut or friend with benifits before he gets his crazy night on and poppin.
by tai November 13, 2004
by High moy thoughts November 4, 2015
A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 19, 2011
by I'mherenow483 January 4, 2016
Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.
Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.
by drew-seph November 12, 2009
When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.
“Were the bars busy last night?”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
by JBeez__ April 14, 2020
I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.
by the_butler23 November 17, 2008