Going to Target

Leaving the proximity of other people, to find a secluded, like the Target dressing rooms, to beat your meat until your hands fall off.

Guy #1: Hey, I'm going to Target.
Guy #2: Oh, really? Can you pick me up some pistachios?

Guy #1: Not that kind of Target.

Guy #2: Oh...

by carnageX333 August 31, 2010