Practicum

Semester long mental breakdown

I thought I liked teaching until practicum.

Practicum by SPEDteacherlife April 15, 2015

practicum

When a guy gets aroused but somehow stops or gets stopped before he ejaculates.

Guy 1: "That girl you brought home was hot, you blast on her face?"
Guy 2: "No, bitch made me practicum."

Girl 1: "You didn't make him wrap it up, you gonna be preggers?"
Girl 2: "Nah, should be ok, he practicum."

practicum by HonkyFlava October 17, 2010

practice banana 

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008

Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

Practice what you preach by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016

practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

Practicap-Moment 

A Practicap moment, or pulling a Practicap, is defined as the action where Practicap sucks doopy for cat pics.

Practicap: "I love you doopy"
"this is such a practicap-moment"

Practicap-Moment by yabujin June 13, 2021

CHOIR PRACTICE 

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)

"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"

CHOIR PRACTICE by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007