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Dirty Pozze 

1. When a man is fucking a girl from behind, he will pull out and insert strawberries into her ass through a funnel and then proceed to fuck the funnel.
aka. strawberry shortfuck

2. When a black male is lifting weights a girl will come over and lick his ear. Distracted, drops the heavy weight on her, then fucks her while she is trapped beneath the heavy weight.
aka. rape
1."Yo can I have some strawberies on my waffles?"
"Sorry, i used them last night when I gave Sally the dirty Pozze."
"Youre a fuckin legend"

2. "Yo man how was your workout yesterday?"
"It was good, but some bitch licked my ear so I gave her the Dirty Pozze."
"Youre a fucking legend"
Dirty Pozze by Michele Druzina February 16, 2009
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Description for a group/entity that has been infected with postmodern identity politics that erodes its ability to carry out the original mission.
Urban Dictionary is pretty pozzed these days
pozzed by craig395792 April 6, 2021

Potzeimer's 

A gradually degenerative memory condition one aquires from smoking entirely too much marijuana.
Johnny had no idea how bad his potzeimer's had become: "Like, duude, uuh... what's the name of the thingy that, ya know, it's got water inside and ya barf into it when you're wasted?"
Potzeimer's by MrEguy September 23, 2008

Papa's pizzeria 

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10
Imma play papa's pizzeria
the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.
"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."
Pezzed by zoeeager August 18, 2008

pozzoboner

what guys get when they see alexa pozzobon.
guy: "hey look its ALEXAA" guy2 " lol just got a pozzoboner.
pozzoboner by fugly lesbian February 28, 2013

Poozealous 

Overzealous over poozle as defined by literary scholar levita Mondie
Mcmurphy in one flew over a cuckoos nest is admitted into the ward for being poozealous, or having too much sex.