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Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.
Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019
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pornstar terrorist 

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.
"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"

Roblox Pornstar 

A job that can make you a billionaire in seconds
Jack: Yo how tf you earned so much money dude
John: Well I became a roblox pornstar
Roblox Pornstar by HoboEractus July 26, 2019

pornstar alias 

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.
"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."
pornstar alias by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014

Pornstar Principle 

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.
-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

pornstar doppelganger 

An adult film star, typically female, who resembles a friend or acquaintance, etc. Generally, the adult film star serves as a stand-in in fantasies about that acquaintance.
Don't you think Brooke looks like Jenna Haze?
Jenna Haze is definitely Brooke's pornstar doppelganger.
pornstar doppelganger by CT Brown January 6, 2008
A person who becomes so good at games of all types that others stop playing games with them altogether.
"Wanna come over for some Goldeneye?"
"Sure..but not if you invite Jonathan...he's a total pwnstar."
pwnstar by yanados October 5, 2006