Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Melody Pond 

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

Melody Pond by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

Ponder 

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

fishing a dead pond 

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

fishing a dead pond by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

Ponder 

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.

He Ponder when he heard of her name.

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015