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Powerstance 

Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...

WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!

Powerstack 

To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quickly followed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.
I'm gonna lose some weight and get my life back together, but before that I'm gonna do me a powerstack!
Powerstack by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

Puberstache 

The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of

(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)
aww look, your little brother is sooo proud of his puberstache
Puberstache by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012

Powderstache 

A mustache grown expressly for trips into mountainous areas, where said mustache will likely become adorned with powder or light snow.
In winter, each A-TOWN POWDER POSSE member grows out his Powderstache in accordance with the posse's pledge to plunder the pow'. This is not the same as a mustache ride.
Powderstache by Rollie C February 26, 2008

power 'stache 

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car
Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.
power 'stache by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

Powerspace 

The electro-powerpop band on Fueled By Ramen records.
Emo Nerd 1: "I just heard the song Dancing in the Freezer by this new band called Powerspace!"

Emo Nerd 2: " I'm pretty sure the song is called Dancing in the Future...Who would want to dance in the freezer anyways?"

Powerspace by GingerKid12 January 18, 2008

Powerstance 

Powerstance is like Awesome...only it's way better than Awesome. It's Powerstance! Powerstance can be the way you feel, how incredible something was or a general statement which can be added to any sentence to make the sentence that much more awesome.
Dude, did you see that move. Talk about Powerstance!

I'm so Powerstance, I define that shit.
Powerstance by funtime85 May 2, 2011