“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
Sheila had spaghetti sauce on her chin before we went to bed, so I spent a full 30 seconds powerwashing it off her face with my dick. I was able to piss on every one of her teeth too.
Powerwash - The act of pissing in a guy/girls face and mouth for pleasure. A proper amount of pressure needs to be applied and the urinating party needs to utilize a full supply of their bladder.
The act in which a person waits until they have to urinate real bad and then proceed to give a man or woman anal sex. During the sexual intercourse, the person giving anal pees in the rcipienbt's butthole up until right before they involuntarily poop it back out with such force that it resembles the water stream that comes out of a powerwasher.
1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a TennesseePowerhouse!