powergraph 

A paragraph that is so well written, impactful, and riddled with power words, creating a powergraph.

"iPhone 5c is beautifully, unapologetically plastic, the better to bring its five decidedly uncommon colors to life. Beneath the smooth surface of the seamless outer shell, a steel-reinforced frame provides structural integrity. So iPhone 5c feels reassuringly solid in your hand." - Bro! Did you listen to that stumpypants speak!? He had a powergraph!

powergraph by evol1knobi September 13, 2013

pownography

the act of totally annihilating your competition in video games and repeatedly tea bagging their dead body while naked in your house

While playing halo at 1 in the morning i was pownographying this newb all night

pownography by *Joe Aranda February 17, 2009

Posegrapher 

A regular band kid/weenie trying to be a photographer.

Just because you have a camera doesn't make you a photographer.

Professional Photographer: What media are you working for?
Posegrapher: These are just for me to look at. I just want to use my expensive camera to get a picture of Alex Gaskarth's face.

Posegrapher by BPhotos. November 1, 2010