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Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009
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powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.
I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!
powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Power dating 

people who date down in order to have the power in a relationship
A power dating partner tries to change the other person in the meantime showing superiority.
Power dating by YaYess April 16, 2021

power dating 

Dating many people in a short space of time to maximize the chances of meeting someone you like.
Bob: I went on five dates with five girls this weekend.
Alice: Are you a slut?
Bob: No, just power dating.
power dating by Warped Toe March 21, 2011

powergaming 

powergaming, consists in achieving end game results (getting the highest and most favorable output possible) , ignoring everything else that constitutes the game as a whole. Another way to put it in words, would be taking shortcuts in the game in a counter-intuitive way. This practice is common in MMORPGs.

example: a player in an mmorpg doing powergaming would be joining a top ranked guild at starter level with high privileges, ignores the game storyline, skips all quests given except the ones needed to reach end game, ignores advanced tutorials, and gets power leveled to cap with the best gear possible, which would give him or her bragging rights over the rest of the average players.
This guy should be banned, he thinks he is the best player ever just because he was spoon fed by powergaming"
powergaming by Scoutmaster August 22, 2014

power dating 

In contrast to regular dating, where people meet for a couple of hours at a time and do fun stuff, power dating is spending large blocks of time together at a point in the relationship (usually early) when dating would normally involve far less.
Yea, we had dinner Wednesday and he finally left Thursday afternoon. We're power dating, I guess.

power dating 

In contrast to regular dating, where people meet for a couple of hours at a time and do fun stuff, power dating is spending large blocks of time together at a point in the relationship (usually early) when dating would normally involve far less.
"Yea, we had dinner Wednesday and he finally left Thursday afternoon. We're power dating, I guess."