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Powercouching 

(verb) The act of sitting on a couch or a recliner for extended periods of time to watch TV, movies, and/or play video games. A minimum of 5 consecutive hours must be on the couch or recliner.
X - Where's Mike at? He was supposed to help me fix my car today.

He told me he found a new series on Netflix so he's powercouching all day...said, "he'll do it later"

X - oy vey, what a yutz I tell ya.
Powercouching by ayodaw6 July 10, 2018
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powertruff 

To powertruff is to engage or take part in profuse truffin'. Scholars argue that the average north-american powertruffer will truff for at least 1 hour. Anything less than this suggested time period would then be mere truffin', rather than powertruffin'. There's no shame in being just an average truffer, it takes dedication, time and practice to become skilled in this fine art.
Drunk friend 1: Yo fool, how long we been truffin' for?
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.
powertruff by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007
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powerdrunk 

A term used for a car with so much horsepower and torque that its driveability and overall handling is impacted in a negative manner. Usually these cars are supercars or tuners; however, all muscle cars handle like barges to begin with, therefore this definition does not apply to them. Powerdrunk cars include the McLaren F1 and the GT1 Elise. Powerdrunk cars do not include Failborghinis, any Camaro or fat lion related car, or your Honda Shitic.
Powerdrunk cars have more horsepower than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR, unlike your VTEC.
powerdrunk by stiffshifter October 28, 2010

powercunt 

A cunt with a scent so fierce it can be smelt from up to 30 feet away
Hillary Clinton's powercunt can be detected from well over 20 feet away; no wonder Bill cheats.
powercunt by Honesto June 1, 2010

Powercunt 

The ultimate embodiment of an authority figure. Known for dealing swift and brutal justice to those who are of the belief that the rules of society don't apply to them. Highly feared throughout the criminal world, so much so that people in the know will avoid any type of interaction with a Powercunt. They are often referred to as masters whenever the topic of hand to hand combat, beer drinking and being a mad cunt are mentioned. Based on a recent survey in 2020 of over 2.7 million people, the results are unanimous. Powercunts have no equal in physical presence or penis length. Much like the Emu and Kangaroo, Powercunts are unable to take a backwards step
"Shit did you just see that bloke get smashed?"

"Yeah I did, judging by the ferocity of that take down, that other bloke must be a Powercunt."

'Oh dam, that bloke just got Powercunted then."
Powercunt by Ricky Spanish 000 April 17, 2021

Powergrid 

Like a dirty Sanchez, just with electricity added to each limb.
She was too loose until we tried a powergrid.

powercuddle 

Nondescript ter for whatever might be happening behind closed doors. Used to avoid awkwardness.
Sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on you mid- powercuddle.
powercuddle by Sara Bergman September 22, 2005