power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

Power poop

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.

Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!

by Pooping princess December 8, 2009

Power Poop

A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.

"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."

by Power Pooper April 14, 2014

Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

by Molotov Malone September 10, 2008

poop power

When you dont wash your hands after you take a shit. Then you try and touch people but they will always move away. From this advantage you can demand anything you want

DJ SkiZZ: " HAHAHAHA i didnt wash my hands!!"

kid: " Dude get the hell away from me and stop trying to touch me!!"

DJ SkiZZ: " I HAVE THE POOP POWER!!"

by MLG DJ SkiZZ August 12, 2009