pot pourri 

A euphemistic term used by females to warn of the release of an air biscuit or, in extremis, a grierson.

Mrs Grierson's visit, with her gift of Pot Pourri, was most unwelcome.

pot pourri by Philmadison July 24, 2008

paul-pourri 

The act of collecting a woman's underarm sweat while dancing at a nightclub and smelling it, in order to better understand her level of interest through pheromonal interest.

I didn't get her phone number, but her paul-pourri was calling me

paul-pourri by remotely defined November 14, 2016

Poo-pourri 

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.

I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.

Poo-pourri by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009

Ho-pourri 

The combination of cheap perfumes that forms a putrid cloud of fragrences in the air, usually following groups of trashy club-goers.

"Oh, man. Get a load of this bunch coming at us! You think they're going to Whiskey Dick's to do jello shooters and try to get on Girls Gone Wild?! Oh my god, what's that smell?! I can't breathe! I *cough* CAN'T *cough* BREATHE!"

"Oh, yeah dude. That's the Ho-pourri cloud. It's what you get when you get a nice mix of cheap-ass knock-off perfumes."

Ho-pourri by seventies_bush February 4, 2010

poop pourri 

It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .

Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri

poop pourri by Butter-Val October 29, 2013

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

Poo Pourri by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023