stock the pond 

The act of squeezing off a few fresh finless brown trout into the bowl. Essential for the overall health of the ecosystem.

He hadn't shat for days, but the water would be teaming with fresh finless browns when he went to stock the pond.

stock the pond by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Stock the pond 

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

Stock the pond by Shafe98 July 13, 2018

Stock the pond with brown trout 

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

Stock the pond with brown trout by Opus Delicti October 17, 2016

pound it, lock it, shock it 

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.

"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)

pound it, lock it, shock it by bpbrs December 6, 2006

Stocking the Pond 

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit

He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.

Stocking the Pond by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008