e-pounce

occurs when you are overloaded or bombarded with email or data.

Wow...I went away on vacation and when I returned to the office and opened my email, I was e-pounced!

by ashelby July 12, 2008

IM-pounce

To initiate conversation, the second a person logs into their IM.

X)waiting for sign in
Y)signs in
X)IM-POUNCE

by Silent0809 February 19, 2009

IMing someone as soon as they sign on, by hand, gaim, or DoorManBot.

I had DoorManBot buddy pounce him as soon as he signed on, to tell him about the party.

When an out of control female loses balance and somehow her stiletto ends up piercing your ear; left or right.

Man, that bitch at the party last night stiletto pounced my left ear..crazy monsta.

by J and Bill April 16, 2007

To I.M. someone as soon as they sign on. Can be turned into a contest.

You: I totally just buddy pounced you
Them: And I liked it.

by Amandaaa December 14, 2005

A gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone's body in order to make a "massage" unenjoyable for the receiver.

That douche wouldn't stop begging for a backrub so I fist pounced him.

by Pen15Genius January 2, 2017

Very very irritating habit to instant message people as soon as they log on.

a perfect example would be :
*logs on to msn*
"ZOMGZORRZZZZ teh twitch"

by _TwiTch_ June 22, 2005