Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.
by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018
A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.
Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.
I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
by JoeDimaggioes February 23, 2011
Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
by Maw Kettle March 19, 2006
Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.
That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.
by Truckerclock21 February 10, 2017
What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!
by Masterofdisguise37 December 9, 2015
A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)
To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.
by IceBlast360 March 11, 2018
by DaddyParth November 28, 2019