Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."

Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012

birthday potties 

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

birthday potties by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

Portable potties

PORTOPOTTIES...
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......

PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.

MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!

Portable potties by <K-Boom> September 5, 2008

bad potties 

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

bad potties by Emmet Wendel June 4, 2016

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Stick it between two patties 

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

Stick it between two patties by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011