Someone who is quirky, good different and couth...

Also very funny with good taste in music.

They dont shout (it is uncouth)

Good conversationalist - although the topics may not be conventional.

Knows absolutely nothing at all about football...

may have a slight chav stage in their life though... although this can be ignored due to overall awesomeness...
Wow look at that pothy hes so couth, hed never chew with his mouth open... And what great music!
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