by Beef nuggets December 20, 2018
a retarded persons way of trying to spell this word (your that person, get of the internet and go learn basic spelling
rick: hey john, do you have a potatoe in this garden
john: potato*
rick: oh yeah sorry autocorrect
john: rick, your standing next to me
rick:*shuffles over to the potatoe*
john: hey, give that back
rick: youll never catch me alive
john: come back rock
rick: my names rick
john: oh sorry autocor- * yeets the fucking rock at ricks head*
john: potato*
rick: oh yeah sorry autocorrect
john: rick, your standing next to me
rick:*shuffles over to the potatoe*
john: hey, give that back
rick: youll never catch me alive
john: come back rock
rick: my names rick
john: oh sorry autocor- * yeets the fucking rock at ricks head*
by Naliak July 19, 2019
Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.
by Cori and Laura February 11, 2021
Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato
by CrowBR July 2, 2017
A religion that is holy in all aspects.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018
A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017