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potato bomb 

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.
OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,
potato bomb by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.
Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy
Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

Potatotomato 

Best HC protector, aka PROTECTOR
Hey! He's protecting in diep, hes a potatotomato
Potatotomato by Wash [HC] November 29, 2020

Potato bomb 

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.
I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.
Potato bomb by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

Potatobot 

One who repeats that which has been professed by another as one's own original thought while also having the facial shape and/or features of an Idaho potato. Usually female, but can be male as well. Typically found trolling in the comment sections of news websites and social media pages.
Not only is she clueless, she is a potatobot.
Potatobot by jimorhank November 27, 2017

Potatodom 

The worship of The Great Potato and it's spud goodness.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at attention, and do the Adolf Hitler salute, only with a balled up fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.
Dude, the other day, i walked into my brothers room, man he's got a real case of Potatodom, that kid. Really an intelligent kid eh?
Potatodom by Ender1992 December 24, 2007