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pot penis 

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.
Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.
pot penis by brooklyn hipster December 27, 2007

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.
Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
penis pot pie by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

Pencil pot 

Pencil pot is a place of relaxation that the youths of Clifton and surrounding villages have used to smoke and sniff drugs for many generations.
Let's go pencil pot and sit there for a few hours like we do everyday
Pencil pot by Joe s July 3, 2016

Penny Pot Poor 

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.
My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!