when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019
by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017
When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.
by Rionox January 1, 2023
Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.
by Sporkle October 1, 2006
A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.
by Daywalkerer November 9, 2010
Duty Pot Pie is when you fill a girls cooter pot with corn rich poo, cover with a single sheet of TP, close, allow to moisten till maximum temperature, then serve on a large plastic sheet. QUICK TIPS: allow longer cook time for higher elevations, and less cook time for a feverish girl.
by Raping Scott Hanson December 23, 2013
i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner
by Jeremy-Chase May 24, 2008