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A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him
Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!
Postell by They're all taken December 20, 2016
Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.
The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel

Halocrombie & Postel 

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.
Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.
Halocrombie & Postel by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010
The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.
Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.
postel by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005

postress 

postress (n.)-A female internet forum poster
iwascruel is Most Awesome postress...
postress by iwascruel July 22, 2008

pontrelli 

Someone who makes sausage.
They are a whole family of pontrellis.
The baker, butcher, and pontrelli formed a club.
pontrelli by sam portski June 11, 2006