posted

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.

by Youthful Wisdom February 10, 2006

posted

(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"

by cc March 22, 2005

posted

In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.

by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004

post-post

One who is too cool to be hipster, and will therefore reject hipster styles and tastes. Post-posts, or pomo hipsters, are currently difficult to define only because they tend toward a slightly wider set of tastes than your average stereotype. The most important quality is that a post-post realizes the hippocracy of hipsterism and tries to overcome it. Post-posts will sometimes acknowledge the fact that they are post-post, and if called hipster, will sometimes

Person one: "Does this make me look too hipster?"

Person two: "You're wearing a polo; of course not."

Person one: "Does it make me look too preppy?"

Person two: "Oh my gosh, you are such a post-post!"

by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece November 5, 2011

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015

post-post

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

Post

An adjective used to describe things that are dated, unhip, or lame but were once considered "in vogue" and in style. Most commonly used by those who are or think of themselves as fashionably elite.

I can't believe he still listens to drum and bass, that scene is so post.

How could she buy him a furby for his birthday, those things are so post.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006