Postabating 

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Postaholic 

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.

Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?

Postaholic by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011

postaboard 

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool

Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.

postaboard by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009

PortABoi 

The funny yellow striped tshirt guy, aka the furry in a funny game called item asylum in roblox

jim: omg is that PortABoi from the hit game Item Asylum????
tim: yes it is, a furry

PortABoi by funny guy that plays 2hu August 10, 2023

Postboning 

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

postboning 

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

postboning by Parog June 2, 2008

Postaboy 

(noun) Person who is not a drug dealer, but only delivers from point A to point B substances for a/some drug dealer(s) toward the customer(s).

*dealer's name* hired me as his postaboy to deliver this quarter pound to Jack living at that corner, I get a cut of 100$ for the travel

Postaboy by Magewarfelix October 25, 2010