Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

Post-Election Selection Trauma by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

post-election depression syndrome 

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore

Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.

post-election depression syndrome by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2016

Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”

Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.

Post Election Celibacy by Hensch man December 9, 2008

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

Post Election Depression by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Post Traumatic Election Disorder 

A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.

Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.

Post Traumatic Election Disorder by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016

Post-erection reply 

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

Post-erection reply by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017