Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016

Post Ejaculation Thoughts 

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

Post Ejaculation Thoughts by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

post ejaculation clarity 

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

post ejaculation clarity by my_own_summer September 22, 2019

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste 

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.

I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste by hayooh December 4, 2010

Post-Ejaculation Revelation 

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

Post-Ejaculation Revelation by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Post Ejaculatory Blindness by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment 

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007