post orgasmic clarity 

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

post orgasmic clarity by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012

Post Orgasmic Bliss

A state of not being able to move. Ie when you are still buzzed from cumming after sex.

Natasha was in post orgasmic bliss after intense phone sex with Pharell

Post Orgasmic Bliss by Cody306 July 17, 2015

Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder 

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.

Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.

Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder by GrizzlySt April 9, 2011

Post Orgasmic Derp 

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

Post Orgasmic Derp by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011

post orgasmic chill 

1) An album produced by the popular group, skunk anansi.

2) The act of reaching a semi catatonic state after a damn good shag

3) A joint after a damn good shag to induce a semi catatonic state

4) The moment you realise you've lost the duvet

1) Put on post orgasmic chill baby

2) Man, I'm feeling the post orgasmic chill

3) Man, I'm the smokin the post orgasmic chill

4) Am i cold or is it post orgasmic chill? Where's the duvet?

post orgasmic chill by Andy & Emz September 21, 2006

Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.

Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!

Post-Orgasmic Rage by NotSusanHeffley September 20, 2020