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post lunch syndrome  

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.
post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"

post lunch syndrome by Jonrod January 26, 2009
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Post Lunch Depression 

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.
Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

potlunch 

A gathering where a few people make food from their side and share it with their beloved ones often after someone's death or during final biddings.
I invited mkayla to my late aunt's potlunch

postpunchpartum

the moment when your postpartum turns you into the primate that abandoned Punch. The outcome is comfort through inorganic objects
This kid deserves to have a selection of blankets to ease his emotions, as he is a product of his mother's POSTPUNCHPARTUM.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026