Portugese French Toast 

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

Portugese French Toast by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

Portugese Landslide 

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

Portugese Landslide by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Portugese Gas Pedal 

When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!

Portugese Gas Pedal by Flantari September 30, 2006

portugese bomb squad 

portugese drag racers who's cars coninuously explode drivetrain components due to shitty driving, and never take any good advice on how to avoid this.

Hey, Didnt Helder from the Portugese bomb squad just yak his motor for the third time?

portugese bomb squad by CokBlok March 23, 2008

Portugese Rose Bush 

This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.

Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!

Portugese Rose Bush by winnberg June 16, 2010

Portugese breakfast 

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...

Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

Portugese breakfast by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005

Portugese Sandwich 

When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.

Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich

Portugese Sandwich by Jbone23 July 5, 2010