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First used in MAD magazine, portzebie is a word of many meanings. It is basicly a nonsense word often used to add comedy to a situation.

When you have to use a word, you might as well use portzebie.

Used by Alfred E. Neuman
What brand is your clock?
I dunno, Portzebie maybe
by macavity81 August 22, 2009