What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.
Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.
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A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.
Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!
by orangek November 25, 2009
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When a guy is sleeping, and someone else (another guy) sticks his penis in the others mouth. He usually masturbates or cums. Then, he photographs his dick in the mouth and uses the photo as future disgust and embarressment toward the other.
At camp, Tim gave Patrick a Roman Portrait at night. He then embarressed him with it for the rest of camp.
by WoundedHeart October 14, 2008
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When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.
I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.
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person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
person 2: "Yeah it's such a banger innit"
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the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
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