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1.
the most amazing person on the planet.
She has gorgeous eyes and is the sweetest pea in the pie !
she'll make you wanna jump off bridges and swim across the world to see her. she's not a car !
woahhhh, d000d !
that portia was banging hot last night,
i wanted to tap that !
by meganasjhda July 24, 2009
 
2.
Female characters in two of William Shakespeare's plays entitled, "Merchant of Venice" and "Julius Caesar".
i.e. In, "Julius Caesar" Act II scene iv:

PORTIA:

I pr'ythee, boy, run to the Senate-house;

Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone.

Why dost thou stay?


LUCIUS:

To know my errand, madam.


PORTIA:

I would have had thee there, and here again,

Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.—

Aside. O constancy, be strong upon my side!

Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!

I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.

How hard it is for women to keep counsel!—

Art thou here yet?
by portia w. June 03, 2005
 
3.
The sweetest girl ever!
Very funny and very smart!
Dark red hair and a lovely smile!
She hates it when people piss her friends off
So watch out, motherf*cker because she'll tell
you where to go!
Very creative and artistic!
Everybody loves Portia!
Everybody is Portia's friend!
If you're not, then you're weird!
"That girl is so fly. She's the bestest"
"She must be Portia!"
by annonymousdoooood October 15, 2011
 
4.
you hook up with when drunk(sober is better)
dude i got tottaly trashed and did a portia
by themexican February 01, 2007