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the most amazing person on the planet.
She has gorgeous eyes and is the sweetest pea in the pie !
she'll make you wanna jump off bridges and swim across the world to see her. she's not a car !
woahhhh, d000d !
that portia was banging hot last night,
i wanted to tap that !
by meganasjhda July 24, 2009
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Female characters in two of William Shakespeare's plays entitled, "Merchant of Venice" and "Julius Caesar".
i.e. In, "Julius Caesar" Act II scene iv:

PORTIA:

I pr'ythee, boy, run to the Senate-house;

Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone.

Why dost thou stay?


LUCIUS:

To know my errand, madam.


PORTIA:

I would have had thee there, and here again,

Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.—

Aside. O constancy, be strong upon my side!

Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!

I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.

How hard it is for women to keep counsel!—

Art thou here yet?
by portia w. June 03, 2005
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Portia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She is very caring and Is protective for her friends. Portia makes her boyfriend feel like the most special person on the world and she makes sure he is okay all the time and is not shy, if anything she is over-confident and is very funny. But if you treat her wrong she will no tollerate it and will get very angry and pissed off. She has people that will stick up for her and she will always win. In two words, Shes amazing
Boy 1-Omg dude.. That portia girl is just so crazy.., i love it and i'm gonna make her mine!

Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
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The sweetest girl ever!
Very funny and very smart!
Dark red hair and a lovely smile!
She hates it when people piss her friends off
So watch out, motherf*cker because she'll tell
you where to go!
Very creative and artistic!
Everybody loves Portia!
Everybody is Portia's friend!
If you're not, then you're weird!
"That girl is so fly. She's the bestest"
"She must be Portia!"
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you hook up with when drunk(sober is better)
dude i got tottaly trashed and did a portia
by themexican February 01, 2007
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Girl who is immature, stupid, bitter and insecure. Girl who thinks the world revolves around her and is told that is bullshit. Shes hurting but will laugh it off anyway.

Even though she acts tough she's very sensitive and actually cares what people think about her so don't think your words do not hurt her. They very much do.
Guy1:Portia, always acting like the world revolves around only you pisses me off.

Guy2: she's so immature.

Portia: lol. Shrug.
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