porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 5, 2018

mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.

where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!

by bubbles may September 8, 2008

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo April 28, 2011

Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017