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Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portopino 

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.
We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.
Portopino by Demlo June 7, 2018

Portapie 

Tyler, look over there, it's a group of portapie!
Portapie by RainingRumors1207 August 3, 2017

portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong
just hit the portapong and im high off that gas
portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021

Portaphoneleoma 

The indescribable fear of releasing your mobile phone into the mouth of a port-o-potty...
**Dan is in the port-p-potty**

Stan: "Hey Dan! Can you text Lisa and tell her were gonna be a little late?:

Dan: "NO YOU DO IT! I HAVE PORTAPHONELEOMA!"
Portaphoneleoma by XxNomxXxNomxX October 19, 2010

portapiss 

An idiot who needs mental help
John was being an idiot and making Crack head jokes so his friend called him a portapiss
portapiss by Liloandstich April 23, 2024