A hot steamy lad who finds comfort rubbing hot oats on his lass willy. His favourite type of oats are "uncle tobys Oats". Porridge boy is a bit of a leggend in the rap communitiy and is concidered one of the founders he hopes to one day get more of a following on his own genere Enced .
Oi chav mate your heard porridge boys new bangers
Nahh lad is it good
Cheif she if mad dog heckers ay had to put some butter on my tittys when she was done
Far out chav is that from that new genere Enced}
Yeah fam have fun have some of me left over butter
Nahh lad is it good
Cheif she if mad dog heckers ay had to put some butter on my tittys when she was done
Far out chav is that from that new genere Enced}
Yeah fam have fun have some of me left over butter
by 89065433325 June 3, 2019
The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.
Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."
by Cute_toes666 January 28, 2021
by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023