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for scientific purposes 

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.
Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

research purposes 

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it
Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.
research purposes by Ktm5 November 6, 2015

for academic purposes 

This is what people refer to when using the acronym FAP (or fap). Used in place of its acronym when attempting to confuse others in the conversation, even if the intent is obvious.
BRB, I need to go to the bathroom for academic purposes.
when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).
Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.
porpose by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010

For all intensive purposes 

Nonsense, it means nothing. Its what people say when they really mean to say "for all intents and purposes".
1. For all intents and purposes = Correct

2. To all intents and purposes = Correct

3. For all intensive purposes = WRONG! You should have paid attention in English class!

for tax purposes 

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.
Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.
for tax purposes by alibabashek April 16, 2019