porpose 

when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).

Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.

porpose by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010

Porpose Juice 

The clear liquid that comes from a sink, bottle, stream, or ocean.

Hey man can you get me a cup of porpose juice?

Porpose Juice by JZoidberg May 1, 2019

Unfit For Purpose 

This expression originated with the Royal Navy where stores or equipment were found to be damaged, wouldn’t work or could not be used for the purpose for which they were intended. The expression quickly found wider usage and is now applied to not just stores and equipment, but to organisations, designs even concepts. It can also be applied to co-workers if they are not doing their job properly and, in extreme cases, used as a put down where someone is a complete arsehole and unsuitable to be considered part of the human race.

Malcolm you are unfit for purpose.

Unfit For Purpose by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015

Multi-purpose 

It means having numerous uses, being versatile or capable of being used for a great many different things.

The Swiss Army Knife is a multi-purpose tool.

Multi-purpose by AKACroatalin June 9, 2015

porpoise poot 

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

For research purposes 

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

For research purposes by Sanguivorant March 30, 2015

Accidental Text on Purpose 

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

Accidental Text on Purpose by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017