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Follow the porn 

A game played on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.

Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.

Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.

If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
Tom Green: Follow the porn is the best game ever!
Follow the porn by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
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pornfolio 

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
pornfolio by a random choch September 1, 2003
Word of the Day on November 21, 2007

cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.
Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!
portfolio by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer 

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011

pornfolio 

(n.) A collection of porn
Who deleted my pornfolio from my computer?
pornfolio by Spookie September 1, 2003