Smart porn 

After the boom of soft porn in the 1970s and the mainstream advent of hard porn in the 80s-90s, smart porn is the inevitable market leader in adult entertainment for the the 21st century.

Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.

Therefore:

Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.

Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.

Dude: hey sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place and spark up some OG kush with a porno in the background?

Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn

Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.

Chick: well, ok...

Smart porn by Ontology Mustard November 16, 2010

Porn smarts 

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.

I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.

Porn smarts by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

Pornstart 

(n.) (orig. South African English) A person who can repeatedly takes completely innocuous phrases or words and make them into a sexual or lewd statements. Often followed by an "Oh yeah!", "Fuck yeah!", or a high five :)

Person A: "Do you like Sex and the City?"
Person B: "Sure, it's a pretty good show!"
Pornstart: "She didn't mean the tv show..."

Person: "You were walking in a forest and came across a troll..."
Pornstart: "Lol, did you wipe it off afterwards?"

In joke
Person A: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"
Person B: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"
Uncomfortable Person C: "Omfg, u guys should stop being pornstarts and just go get it on already..."

Pornstart by Hedgehog69 March 26, 2013

pornstart 

To begin watching pornography with the endorsement of their partner who will conduct and/or take part in physical, sexual activity.

You wanna pornstart tonight?

pornstart by Sabbygina March 10, 2015