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Remember kids, the pope see's you.
The pope is watching you
by Mike T.K. February 16, 2005
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and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn
by J_E_S_U_S July 10, 2008
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Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.
Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.
by Sex Master of 2012 June 01, 2010
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gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.
porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.
by sema February 14, 2005
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Something you immediately lose interest in after masturbation
Ima fap 2 sum porn
by TheX13 December 05, 2010
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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
by ddragon03 October 21, 2008
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A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit August 07, 2008
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