Something to satisfy anyone's needs, it can be for straight people, gay people, and bisexual people. Even people who fuck or get fucked by animals will like it too. But the thing is, you just watch it, you never actually get to experience it, so what the heck?? Go make a porn video or something, or go on a date.
"I like watching porn."
"Jim and Becky are going to make a porno movie!!"
"Do you like gay porn or straight porn??"
And etc.
by Kidalicious April 26, 2009
A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
by ddragon03 October 21, 2008
Something you immediately lose interest in after masturbation
Ima fap 2 sum porn
by TheX13 December 05, 2010
God's gift to the world.
Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!
by Cum grenade August 17, 2010
The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.
Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.
by yo928 September 14, 2010
A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit August 07, 2008
The key to unity and peace on Earth.
If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.
by MeSilvioI October 26, 2009

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