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64.
Something you immediately lose interest in after masturbation
Ima fap 2 sum porn
by TheX13 December 05, 2010
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65.
God's gift to the world.
Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!
by Cum grenade August 17, 2010
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66.
Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.
Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.
by Sex Master of 2012 June 01, 2010
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67.
The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.
Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.
by yo928 September 14, 2010
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68.
A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit August 07, 2008
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69.
The key to unity and peace on Earth.
If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.
by MeSilvioI October 26, 2009
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70.
Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013
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