Porksaber 

The dirty uncle you wish you always had.

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked

Porksaber by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009

dorksauce 

noun.
Def:
The epitomy of lame.

Dude......tony godino has the perfect recipe for dorksauce.

dorksauce by blammopussy March 27, 2009

porksack

An affliction that is the scourge of people named Patrick on the internet. The lack of further description only makes it more disturbing.

“I wish I could handle my porksack with both hands”- Patrick

porksack by Chet_Manly007 November 28, 2022

poonsauce 

Adjective

Describes something that is completely friggin sweet.
Equal to slick, sweet, tight, etc.

Puts the item being described on par with the mighty vageen.

Hey Apu, this new beef-jerky is the poonsauce.
-or-
I can't wait to get to the beach, its going to be the poonsauce.

poonsauce by Old Mose Kick-a-Rock May 29, 2008

prosauce 

Somebody very good at soccer and not incest.

Hey, that girl with the yellow cleats is prosauce.

prosauce by 123213123 April 30, 2010

poosauced

To be completely blacked-out intoxicated.

Steve: Dude, do you remember anything from the party last night?

Jon: Nah man, I was totally poosauced.

poosauced by sflocal April 27, 2012

pownsauce

a derivative of pown or pwn. more a verb than a noun. but more specific than the base word. a very strong and decisive powning. can be used as a noun like gravy, hollandaise, ketchup or any other condiment to further describe the powning just subjected on someone.

"i'm going to pownsauce you"

"man, did you see that game? they got pownsauced"

"the patriots drizzled their pownsauce on the lions."

pownsauce by scrabs November 2, 2009