porkers remorse 

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.

Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!

porkers remorse by ballbuster June 15, 2017

ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

piggy porker 

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.

piggy porker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Porkersnapper 

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

Pig porker 

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

Pig porker by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016