a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
by Sally Struthers September 01, 2003
A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.
"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".
by clowncuckooland November 10, 2015